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I choked on my latte 

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.
"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"
I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 6, 2019
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Choked sneakers 

A word used by carle place kids when someone has shoes that bulge up cause they are worn a lot
That kid has a big ass foot and look at his shoes there choked sneakers
Choked sneakers by Bdbdotcom January 17, 2017

CHOKEDAWGVA 

THE HIT STREAMER CDAWGVA CHOKES ANY GAME THOUSE CHOKEDAWGVA
CHOKEDAWGVA STRIKES AGAIN
CHOKEDAWGVA by YYTBGTHN April 26, 2022
Colloquial British term for the act of stealing or having stolen an item of interest. The term depicts the action of theft used in informal conversation, typically amongst youths. Originating in Scottish high schools the term has widely become used throughout England and is now recognised in most of the United Kingdom however the word does not appear in the Oxford English Dictionary and would be considered 'slang terminology'.
Example 1. (In description)

The boys had chored enough merchandise from the shop that it was forced to close for the day.

Example 2. (In conversation)

Boy 1: "I've never seen that before, did you chore it?"

Boy 2: "Aye, I chored it from the school".
Chored by ASRock May 27, 2010

corked out 

During the filming of Life Goes On, actor Chris Burke reportedly showed up on set all corked out on a daily basis.
corked out by MisterFarenheight October 24, 2016

Getting corked 

When an unopened bottle of champagne is being utilized as a female pleasure object and the cork pops, then propelled into the women’s vaginal cavity.
Jess: Girl I am totally getting corked tonight.

Emily: Um, are you sure I can handle it?