chopstikin 

Rubbing your penis with your two fingers

I was chopstikin it, and gooned everywhere

chopstikin by IkeaShoppingBag April 25, 2024

Chopsticking 

v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)

The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.

Chopsticking by Sorensgun July 21, 2009

Chapstickin' the ass 

When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!

Stacy: I want it in my ass!

Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*

Stacy: What are you doing?

Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.

Chapstickin' the ass by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011

chopstickism 

A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.

I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.

chopstickism by kai azad January 2, 2007

chapsticking 

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.

Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.

chapsticking by Carstano September 5, 2008

Chopsticking 

It is the act of two guys rubbing their penises together. Is the male version of Scissoring.

Guy 1- "I walked in on Cole chopsticking with my dad."
Guy 2- "What is chopsticking?"
Guy 1- "It is when two guys rub their penises together"

Chopsticking by padra6969 June 1, 2012

Chopstickity 

An individual of small, thin structure.

"The boy had a chopstickity torso."

Chopstickity by Mr. $anta September 30, 2009