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Chopsticking 

v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)
The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.
Chopsticking by Sorensgun July 21, 2009

Chopstick up ass 

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test
Ah I got chopstick up ass

Chapstickin' the ass 

When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!
Stacy: I want it in my ass!

Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*

Stacy: What are you doing?

Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
Chapstickin' the ass by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011

chopstickism 

A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.
I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.
chopstickism by kai azad January 2, 2007

chopstick jockey

"That chopstick jockey certainly is good at math."

Chopstick 

I Shot him with my chopstick, fully loaded, no regret.
Chopstick by Rap Nibba May 25, 2018