chopli

a term of endearment for a cute little girl who is spunky and sweet

Shelly is such a little chopli

by chopli June 23, 2010

Chepling

A massive cunt which makes youtube videos and is apparently in its words is "making moneeeey." The Chepling is known to do its fair share of brown nosing, especially to its wet dog companion. Why this creature is so persistent with these terrible videos and why in its opinion it is wrong for people to view it; despite the fact that, that is the fucking point of a video is unknown... however CHEPLING!!!

Did I mention that he is making money?

"Im going to go and watch some Chepling videos as I need something to convince me to pull the trigger and end my life."

by The black mumba June 10, 2013

coplish

Being another pseudo-dialect like "Ebonics", coplish is police talk and English mixed together. For example, the phrase, "at this particular time" or "at this particular location" is used quite a bit, when they could just say "now" or "here" instead. Things that happen are "incidents." People are "subjects." Cars are "vehicles." Discuss becomes "advise."

"At this particular time we advised the subject that the perpetrator had fled the scene at this particular location and we would have to keep them updated on the incident," said the officer to the victim, speaking fluent coplish.

by dentar June 15, 2009

Choppin' meat

A relatively old term for having sex.

"Oh, Pete just flew into this town and he’s Choppin' meat." Adjusted lyric from the Roy Brown song Butcher Pete.

by akin305 February 24, 2009

Choping

To engage in or encourage the practice of secretly filming lady parts via the upskirt method.

I got caught choping the other day, but it's cool as it's not a crime in the UK apparently.

I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.

I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.

by Monty-The-Cat June 17, 2018

Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

by CbenC September 10, 2009

Chopin Day

A day in which one compensates for the mundane air of a rainy day by blasting Chopin's Nocturnes, all whilst thou gracefully writes letters with a fountain pen- with strokes as wistful as Chopin's docile fingers dancing from key to key to produce a sound so novel as to seem to share a common origin of the precipitating rain itself.

Friend rings you to ask:" Yo homes what are you doing this rainy day?"

Answer: Trick question!

It's Chopin Day so you never answered the phone because your phone ring was drowned out by the siege of Chopin's evanescent crescendos blasting from the loudest speakers you own.

by Nocturneepicness May 1, 2011