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Is a special type of weed, meant for the realest and trillest people ever
He a bum, bro def not smoking choosta
choosta by suoerffne May 23, 2022
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CHUBBY CHOOSTER

when a girl walks by and that ass is just so unbelievably PHAT that you just can't stop looking .

Then you scream to your homie DAMNNN LOOK AT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER all without getting caught !!
HOLY SHIT !! SHE GOT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER !!!!
CHUBBY CHOOSTER by shauniee stylez January 15, 2019
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chomstar 

A real Chomstar don't give a fuck. Anybody and they momma can be a chommy. But to be a chomstar, u gotta be down to ride no matter what. A real chomstar don't think twice about slappin a dumb dingy bitch, and a real chomstars got his boys back (no homo) at all times. Chomstars are the hardest mutha fuggas on the planet. Chomstar are the all-stars of all-stars, best of the best, chommiest of chom.
That chomstar was not playin, he stole my house
chomstar by David Metz September 17, 2007

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.
Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
chopstache by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008
Hybrid of "Cho" Seung-Hui (the Virginia Tech gunman) and the term "going postal", meaning to suddenly become extremely and uncontrollably angry, usually to the point of violence. Going "Chostal" is exclusive to violent or homicidal incidences at schools or institutions of learning (libraries, etc) and more than not culminates with the aggressor killing him or herself.
William was so tired of being picked on throughout high school that he went straight Chostal at the prom and shot twelve people then himself.
Chostal by Eric T. James June 10, 2007

Chooptastic

Amazing in every concievable way
Damn! that girl elise is frikking Chooptastic!


or

Wow! look at that chooptastic body!
Chooptastic by Foreverviolence October 6, 2008

chootadaansh 

someone who is a loser and insignificant person.

derived form the Hindi words Chootad which means butt and Ansh means a very small piece. Someone whose significance is less than even a microscopic piece of butt
tu mere chootadaansh kay barabar bhi nahin hai
chootadaansh by california_desi September 10, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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