chlosta

a girl who always makes you laugh, great in bed with leonard, johnny, banno etc.

extremly hot and sexy
you will never meet anyone like her so if you meet a chlosta shes a keeper.

Matilda: who's that?
Holly: thats da chlosta
Leonard: you should see her in bed last night *drools*

by chlosta August 9, 2022

Chostal

Hybrid of "Cho" Seung-Hui (the Virginia Tech gunman) and the term "going postal", meaning to suddenly become extremely and uncontrollably angry, usually to the point of violence. Going "Chostal" is exclusive to violent or homicidal incidences at schools or institutions of learning (libraries, etc) and more than not culminates with the aggressor killing him or herself.

William was so tired of being picked on throughout high school that he went straight Chostal at the prom and shot twelve people then himself.

by Eric T. James June 10, 2007

chlostered

feeling of chlostrophobia

Get me out of here...I am chlostered!

by Jeff October 6, 2003

Chrostat

Chrostat is a term which can be used between bro's when meeting at a specific destination. It means (How long will it take you to arrive?)

The term is simply a shorter or lazier way to ask a common question.

The term was originally "Chronos Status"

Chrostat derived from the greek word Chronos which meant time.

Person1 "Yo bro Chrostat"

Person2 "15 minutes bro"

by Chrostat September 25, 2010

chloscar

Your first love
or
Your first true love

You are my chloscar

by your werst nightmare January 20, 2003

colostawhore

On every man love thursday its the poor basterd with the colostamy bag the gets fucked in the ass.

That colostawhore gets the shit fucked out of him every thursday.

by freddyphrarkiseee January 11, 2009

chloscar

a saying of love

will you be my chloscar

by your werst nightmare September 1, 2002