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Chostal
Hybrid of "Cho" Seung-Hui (the Virginia Tech gunman) and the term "going postal", meaning to suddenly become extremely and uncontrollably angry, usually to the point of violence. Going "Chostal" is exclusive to violent or homicidal incidences at schools or institutions of learning (libraries, etc) and more than not culminates with the aggressor killing him or herself.
William was so tired of being picked on throughout high school that he went straight Chostal at the prom and shot twelve people then himself.
Chostal by Eric T. James June 10, 2007
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chlosta • chloscar • chlastawa • chlostered • chlotara • choosta • CHOSTAH • Chostal • Chrostat • colostawhore
chlostered
feeling of chlostrophobia
Get me out of here...I am chlostered!
chlostered by Jeff October 6, 2003
Chrostat
Chrostat is a term which can be used between bro's when meeting at a specific destination. It means (How long will it take you to arrive?)
The term is simply a shorter or lazier way to ask a common question.
The term was originally "Chronos Status"
Chrostat derived from the greek word Chronos which meant time.
The term is simply a shorter or lazier way to ask a common question.
The term was originally "Chronos Status"
Chrostat derived from the greek word Chronos which meant time.
colostawhore
colostawhore by freddyphrarkiseee January 11, 2009
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