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Chonkers 

Synonym for Perfection. A person who is perfect in every way. They are adorable, squeezable, and chonky. Requires constant cuddles and kisses. They are very loving and abit crazy. Someone who is the shoooooo beautiful.

(Chonkers is not a term used to describe fatness)

Similar terms:

Chonks
Honka Chonks
“Hello Chonks
I love Chonkers”
“What in the god dam bombaybadonkadonks with the honka chonks is this???”
“My Chonkers is da best”
Chonkers by cdms01 February 14, 2023

Chonkers 

An adjective best to describe a heavy animal.
My cat is not only a big and fluffy cat, but he’s a chonkers.
Chonkers by Bawston69 February 20, 2020

Chonkers 

To be chonkers it means to be fat
"Amanda babes your batty is chonkers
Chonkers by Bradjderby January 12, 2021

r/chonkers 

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them
Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive
r/chonkers by BootlegMario September 13, 2020

r/chonkers 

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
r/chonkers by Error451 September 30, 2020

PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.
I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.
PiddyWickles & Chonkers by ne999 February 8, 2020