Bawston69's definitions

Senator Mitch McConnell

Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.

Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.

by Bawston69 December 30, 2020

Water cup

A restaurant item used to drink not water but is used to drink fountain drinks. This beverage is perfect for those who don’t wanna spend the extra $3

Cashier: would u like a drink?
Me: no I will take a water cup

by Bawston69 November 23, 2019

Ass

Something I eat

I love eating ass

by Bawston69 August 22, 2020

Lakari

Someone who thinks they are talented and boss af, but in real life they are petty and shady.

Me: I hate having to deal with Lakari in all of my courses.

Lakari: you so ugly
Me: imma roast you
Class: oh damn that’s salty
Teacher: smh I don’t give paid enough to care.

by Bawston69 August 24, 2019

Wicked whims

A sim mod when you are able to have your sims do dirty things. An example is having your sims at least a Teen have sex.

The wicked whims causes teen pregnancy every day.

by Bawston69 October 18, 2019

MBTA

Worlds most frustrating subway system. It charges an arm and leg but yet the service is equivalent to a penny. For those of you from Massachusetts, you might understand.

MBTA: The next orange line to blah blah blah is delayed due to crime nearby the Boston common via blah blah blah

Mbta: the red and blue line don’t connect. We are sorry have a nice day.

by Bawston69 August 2, 2019

Cullen

A kid I met in science class who likes campy puns. He is sweet, fun to be around, and makes my day.

My friend Cullen is such a nice boy.

by Bawston69 April 1, 2020