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a mushroom tip, wiener, penis, meat rod you stick into a girl's lugao.

Albert: Dude my chongu is so hard right now
Albert's Dad: Son...i am so disappoint

chongu by secretsauce September 14, 2011

Chong Jojun Balsa

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!

Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.

Chong Jojun Balsa by BTS Is MY LIFEso Don't Judge June 28, 2018

Related Words

chongu • chonguath • chongulite • Chongun • chong up • chong • chonga • chonger • chingus • chonged

chongo juice

the liquid that comes out of someones arse just before the solid shit comes out of the anus. Basically a liquefied shit

oi mate giz a drink of ur warm chongo juice
that guy has just let out so much chongo juice i might go for a chongo lad

chongo juice by scrotum mcscot scrote July 5, 2012

Lee Chong Wei

He is the best badminton player in Malaysia.

Zul: Who is the best badminton player in Malaysia?
Daniel: Of course, Lee Chong Wei!

Lee Chong Wei by Ms FluffyCat February 9, 2023

Turbo Chong

The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.

"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"

Turbo Chong by Chongmeister February 10, 2012

Beg a Chong

The action of asking a brother to have a go on his vape

Dennis, beg a chong?

Beg a Chong by Fredericans February 24, 2022

chong and fly

It's when you light that doobage shit and go sky high in the clouds my guy.

Let's all go to hot topic and bust out a chong and fly!

chong and fly by Everyonesguy May 16, 2018

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026