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Chonched 

To receive a serious blow, or to be involved in a fall or crash. Can also used to be described someone who has been seriously insulted or emotionally hurt.
Dude, did you see the guy on the bike who feel and smashed his face? He got soooo chonched!

When I told that guy his girlfriend was ugly, he was pretty chonched
Chonched by Kassidari February 4, 2010
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Chonched Out 

John: Where's Mark?
Sarah: Didn't you see? Mark's chonched out on the couch. Did too much Mary Jane.

chotched 

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.
man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.
chotched by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007
To be high on marijuana or to be completely stoned.
That hit is gonna get you so choched
Choched by thatchochedguy June 20, 2011

Chooched 

Donezo. Finished. Usually in the context of being too drunk/high
"Did you see Dave passed out on the couch?" "Yeah man, he's chooched"
"Is that joint still hitting?" "Nah man, its chooched"
Chooched by Joe'sABitch July 13, 2017
the state where you are absolutely wasted
"man, i was chunched as f*** last night"
chunched by lil laurzy February 25, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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