chokeit

Comes from choquette. The latter day saint of the the Catholic church.

comes from Choke
and it

by Kevin June 29, 2004

Chodeitis

A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.

Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.

by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008

Chokester

A person who tries his hardest, but always comes up short.

Hey Martin. You are the biggest chokester I have ever met. Maybe next year.

by Jay-money April 27, 2014

Chokhit

Rohit sharma the king of vadapav is mumbai lobby born cricketer. He usually chokes in knockouts when opposition isn't Bangladesh.

Be Gilchrist not Chokhit

by Ombani_merchant March 29, 2021

chokesterbating

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.

The lead singer of INXS was chokesterbating hardcore, resulting in death.

by Jesus2 November 5, 2006

choke it to the pube

A description originally used by a fan to describe the movie "Pirates" (the largest adult production in history). It means that the thing referenced is as good as having a girl shove your dick so deep that pubes are in her mouth.

This movie will choke it to the pube, and thats no bullshit.

by The greatest pirate hunter December 16, 2005

Choketriots

Combination of the word "Patriots" and "Choke". This is the new name given to the loser of Superbowl XLII. The Patriots needed to win 1 more game to end the season with a 19-0 season, instead they choked and went 18-1 aka "18 and done".

Did you see the "Choketriots" lose to the Giants in Superbowl XLII ? For a team that was supposed to be great, they really did choke!

by Bill Belicheat February 10, 2008