choke & poke
a threesome where one participant receives oral sex from the second participant who simultaneously is being penetrated by the third participant.
choke & poke by GVic May 20, 2008
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choke & poke
The term is used for describing the type of girl who experiences the choke it & poke it sexual position. (See choke it & poke it for details)
choke & poke by TuckTuck1 December 22, 2009
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choke poke
the act of having a female with a stoma give u head, once u are about to jizz u stick ur dick in her stoma and ejaculate. the combination of having both a penis and sperm in her stoma should cause her to choke.
NICKY C:yo dude i was so shit faced last night, i cant believe i hooked up with that girl.
JEROME: the girl wit the stoma?
NICKY C: ya dude, its aight tho she let me give her the ole choke poke!
JEROME: ahhhhhh shit NICKY C thats why ur my boiiiiiiii!
(they side bump)
JEROME: the girl wit the stoma?
NICKY C: ya dude, its aight tho she let me give her the ole choke poke!
JEROME: ahhhhhh shit NICKY C thats why ur my boiiiiiiii!
(they side bump)
choke poke by P-bone pt3 October 31, 2009
Choke n’ poke
Choke n’ poke by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Choke and Poke
"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"
Choke and Poke by McGarnigal May 8, 2009
Choke and Poke
"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."
Choke and Poke by Othguy23 October 17, 2013
Choke and poke
Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.
Choke and poke by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020
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