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A dick that is wider than it is long
chodus by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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Chodious Bloatus 

Someone who has a chode with a big ass ball sack
Oh no my erect chodious bloatus
Chodious Bloatus by BRAVO_ February 8, 2018

chodus maximus 

(1)When a person calls you a chode and is obviously a much bigger chode.
(2) A disease named after medieval Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus. Legend states he tried to conquer the Holy Chode in Kazakhstan.
(3) Can be cured with chode poison.
Person 1: You're a chode!
Person 2: Well you're a chodus maximus like Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus!
chodus maximus by thechodemaster January 8, 2009
A chodus is when a dick is short and fat and chubby. Normally it gets stuck in the fanny hole and cannot come back out. Usually special operation is needed.
I have a chodus and it got stuck last time, i had to cut it off and buy a fake one.
chodus by Chod October 17, 2003
a chodus is what jantzen minton abosulutely loves to munch on every day. he likes it best when the chodus goes off and shoots the 'special sauce' as he calls it on his face and private region.
im jantzen minton and i love the chodus.
chodus by Alejandros June 9, 2003
A really horrible band that a boy named Loren decided to form
"Jeez, Loren's band Chodus really sucks!"
Chodus by Skookymonko March 22, 2019