chodous

BEST PERSON ALIVE

i wish i was chodous. PS FUCK SAM

by wdasdasdGOATsdfasd September 21, 2023

chodus

A dick that is wider than it is long

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Chodious Bloatus

Someone who has a chode with a big ass ball sack

Oh no my erect chodious bloatus

by BRAVO_ February 8, 2018

chodus maximus

(1)When a person calls you a chode and is obviously a much bigger chode.
(2) A disease named after medieval Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus. Legend states he tried to conquer the Holy Chode in Kazakhstan.
(3) Can be cured with chode poison.

Person 1: You're a chode!
Person 2: Well you're a chodus maximus like Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus!

by thechodemaster January 8, 2009

chodus

A chodus is when a dick is short and fat and chubby. Normally it gets stuck in the fanny hole and cannot come back out. Usually special operation is needed.

I have a chodus and it got stuck last time, i had to cut it off and buy a fake one.

by Chod October 17, 2003

chodus

a chodus is what jantzen minton abosulutely loves to munch on every day. he likes it best when the chodus goes off and shoots the 'special sauce' as he calls it on his face and private region.

im jantzen minton and i love the chodus.

by Alejandros June 9, 2003

Chodus

A really horrible band that a boy named Loren decided to form

"Jeez, Loren's band Chodus really sucks!"

by Skookymonko March 22, 2019