bloatus

An absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. Often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960's, overly inflated to the point of bursting. Usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.

He mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking I'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.

by woody slutfree October 19, 2010

Chodious Bloatus

Someone who has a chode with a big ass ball sack

Oh no my erect chodious bloatus

by BRAVO_ February 8, 2018

bloatesque

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.

I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered

by KRM90 January 21, 2011

BLOTUS

Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."

What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.

by paulpaxman January 10, 2017

bloitus

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

BLOTUS

Biggest Liar Of The United States

BLOTUS likes to use Alternative Facts

by Bisset2 January 27, 2017

whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004