bloatus
An absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. Often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960's, overly inflated to the point of bursting. Usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.
He mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking I'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.
bloatus by woody slutfree October 19, 2010
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