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Chodistic (Chode istic) is a person who has a chode and or is acting like someone who does.
*guy with no chode "Yo stop acting so chodistic"
*guy secretly with a vageen "My bad ill stop right now"
Chodistic by Rad Chad09 April 18, 2023
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chodiesaur 

a person who acts like a douche bag/chode/moron and a monster
Josh stop acting like a chodiesaur!
chodiesaur by chodiesaurRAWR June 3, 2010
A dick that is wider than it is long
chodus by Anonymous April 28, 2003
The act of acting like a chode. Jerk, asshole or any uncool behavior.
Wow did you see that guy barf in the magazine rack at the party? Yes how chodistic!
Chodistic by Oogiesworld February 15, 2017

Chodious Bloatus 

Someone who has a chode with a big ass ball sack
Oh no my erect chodious bloatus
Chodious Bloatus by BRAVO_ February 8, 2018
the religion which includes every man with a chode. Whenever you see one of these there is nothing you can do but bow your head and feel sorry. Chodists believe in the golden chode theory of life and go to pinguis palosus every sunday (fat and hairy in latin). AJ is the chodism god, And only allows one holiday called purple-headed-sympathy in which people feel sad for the chodists and give them presents.
Dude bow your head it's a chodist!
not only a chodist it's the chodism god AJ!
Chodism by Mitch Evanier January 4, 2008
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