chodeloaf

A man whose penis is as long as it is wide. Like a fresh warm loaf of bread.
Baloneychub

Jeff that's a gross looking chodeloaf. his young girlfriend explains.

by gregdmoney January 26, 2009

chodeboard

A classic skateboard or shortboard with longboard wheels.

His chodeboard rides smoother than my regular board.

by HybridRogue June 28, 2016

chodewaffle

when its really cold outside and your chode starts to get hard and cold like a waffle

Damn dude its cold outside!! I'm starting to develop a mad case of chodewaffle

by will moghanloo September 11, 2006

chodelasticmemoryfoam

a chode foam used for supportive elastic spandex that keeps the chode in perfect allignment at all times.

The chodelasticmemoryfoam formed to the contours of my junk while im jogging at the wee hours of the morning.

by doglog March 10, 2003

chode loaf

A Fatt, meaty, dangley, stuby loaf of penis dangerouse when touched may skeet on the facial feachers and cause steaming pile of pulpy flesh ;

hey hensworth, you have a chode loaf watch out.

by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008

Chodeloader

an AOL chode who wants you to use AOL

these stupid chodeloaders kept trying to download AOL on my computer

by briyon May 21, 2008

chodelay

Noun: 1. The release name for Brokeback Mountain in Mexico.

2. A exclamatory word used only with close friends (or your chodes) meaning several things from: "wassup homie", "right on carnal" or "that was fucking awesome holmes"

ex.Marcos: "I'll be there on March 1st at about 3 p.m."
Nick: "Chodelay!"

ex. "Pinche joto se fue a ver Chodelay con su novio"

by MarcosParkos March 18, 2006