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chode-smoker 

Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.
chode-smoker by prostate September 1, 2005

chode smoker 

For those of you who comprehend the relevant definitions of the nouns "chode" and "smoker," the connotation of this compound noun, whether hyphenated or no, should be patently apparent. Possibly attributable to either Beavis or ButtHead of the animated series created by one Mike Judge.

n. 1. one who savors the taste of that elegant slab of flesh betwixt the scrotum and the anus;
2. derogatory designation applied to anyone who might otherwise be termed an "asshole."
That chode smoker Sean Penn has uttered yet another absurd public political polemic.
chode smoker by Maestro35 May 31, 2006

Chode Smoker 

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.
CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..
Chode Smoker by SAMcal May 24, 2007

Chode Smoker 

1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass
"Becky I'm sorry but I totally choded smoked your bf last night"

"Bro quit being a chode smoker"
Chode Smoker by The Apache June 2, 2016

chode smoker 

person who goes around giving any one they find a rim job. or describe some one who is a looser.
That dude carson daily who runs shit ass TRL on MTV is a total chode smoker.
chode smoker by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

Chode Smoker

Chode Smoker:

person who smokes chodes.

File under: derogatory terms for pot smokers

(note: A "chode" is a penis that's wider than it is long.)
Smells like ya smokin' CHODES over there.

Chode Smoker.
Chode Smoker by TH3TID3 February 15, 2026
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