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choke sandwich 

A peanut butter sandwich with out jelly or any other condiment

so named because these sandwhich will choke you
dad: what are you eating
me: A choke sandwich
dad: thats my boy! you dont need jelly
choke sandwich by kow_heman May 15, 2005

Choke Sandwich 

It is any sandwich without any condiments, which causes the feeling that you have food stuck in your throat.
Yo bro why are you drinking so much soda with your sandwich?

I did not put mayo, oil, and vinegar on it and I feel like I am choking.

Your broke ass always making a Choke Sandwich since your girl left you.
Choke Sandwich by Mt. Everst July 2, 2006

Choke Sandwich 

A Sandwich with very thick fillings. Usually the term is reserved for peanut butter. Apply the peanut butter too thick, and you will definitely choke while trying to swallow.
I hope you have something to drink with that choke sandwich .
Choke Sandwich by B4real August 30, 2018

Choke Sandwich 

A peanut butter sandwich used for mastubatory purposes. First became popular after American Pie Book of Love had a scene where Rob used one and then let his dog eat it to hide the evidence.
Ever since I caught your little brother with a choke sandwich, I have lost all interest in peanut butter.
Choke Sandwich by jadalina March 26, 2010
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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