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chocolseed 

When a woman giving a blow job takes a shot of chocolate syrup as a chaser right before the man drops his load in her mouth.
She preformed the Chocolseed maneuver right before he came in her mouth.
chocolseed by Big League Chew October 20, 2013
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chocolated 

having or containing chocolate
This brownie isn't chocolated enough.
chocolated by JayWag January 6, 2008

chocolatedick 

When a male goes to the bathroom and has diarrhea so bad it gets over all of his "man parts."
Wife: Are you ok in there?
Man: I'm almost done... NEVER MIND, I got chocolatedick again.
chocolatedick by ILIKECATS2569 March 5, 2019

Chocolatedildowacker 

A person that wacks a black mans penis against his or her face.
She is a chocolatedildowacker.

chocolated up 

"I was light skinned when I was born, but then I chocolated up"
chocolated up by jcslater February 12, 2009

chocolabed 

1. Chunks of feces mixed with sperm dripping out of someones anal after haviong had anal sex.

2. A fat black-looking tall bi-racial person.
Ohh my god I am chocolabeding!
chocolabed by Dayana March 3, 2007

chocolated 

eating so much chocolate that you are bloated
amy: what did u do for halloween
sarah: i got chocolated and threw up
chocolated by lalaman66 November 14, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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