chocolatedick

When a male goes to the bathroom and has diarrhea so bad it gets over all of his "man parts."

Wife: Are you ok in there?
Man: I'm almost done... NEVER MIND, I got chocolatedick again.

by ILIKECATS2569 March 5, 2019

Chocolate dick pop

Getting a BJ after performing a devastating anal pounding to your partner. This move is performed best after the anal poundee has taken a messy shit and most likely still has some "chocolate" hangin around in their rectum.

see also (milk chocolate dick pop)

Last night i gave your sister a chocolate dick pop

by teflon gangsta August 21, 2009

chocolate dick zit

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.

Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.

by PieKnee March 11, 2017

chocolate dick

A dick, once removed from a nasty anus.

Now im gonna slap you with my chocolate dick!

by johnlongo November 6, 2008

Chocolate Dick

When you shit in a womans mouth and then she gives you head while rubbing the shit all over your dick, thus creating a chocolate coated cock

This girl at that party gave me a chocolate dick, my penis is still brown!

by anal fisting October 12, 2008

Chocolatedildowacker

A person that wacks a black mans penis against his or her face.

She is a chocolatedildowacker.

by Jack Tha Riper June 9, 2011

ChocolateMilk

When your anlal waste comes out as a liquid and not thick not lump its just pure liquid.

"Dude this isn't a wet fart. What do you mean? Nature Is calling. Dude its coming through your pants, wait it looks like chocolatemilk

by Thenoodles January 18, 2017