chocolate turtles 

crap. turds.

I just saw some chocolate turtles in the toilet back there

chocolate turtles by Anonymous July 18, 2003

chocolate turtleneck 

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.

After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.

chocolate turtleneck by Nasty n8 b December 16, 2015

chocolate turtle 

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.

1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!

chocolate turtle by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

chocolate malted turtle 

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

chocolate malted turtle by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

chocolate covered turtle 

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

chocolate covered turtle by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016