chocolate speedway 

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

chocolate speedway by Mark November 23, 2003

chocolate speedway  

a nude anal game, usualy taken part by gaylords or straight sexually adventurous men (gaylords)or navy men (kaylords) or men with good girls.

simon - "hey duano, chuck that big salami down the dark alley, it will be like riding a speedway bike through a chocolaty puddle."
duane - "ok sime lets go chocolate speedway , bend over"

chocolate speedway by busy supervisor January 14, 2009

chocolate speedway racer

a male person who likes to bum another male person vigorously, chocolate (arse hole) speedway racer (fast).
so infact chocolate speedway racer means a males who bums another male very fast !!!

'hes a chocolate speedway racer'.
'fucking hell im surprised the other guy aint split yet or got a friction burn on his ring lol'

chocolate speedway racer by ben barnes September 12, 2006

Chocolate speedway rider 

a term used to describe to men having a fun ride together

dude:Shall we go on the waltzer its a mans ride,proper scary
gh3y:no mate im a Chocolate speedway rider

Chocolate speedway rider by b1nn7 September 16, 2008

chocolate speedway rider 

crude reference to anal sex, commonly used to insult gay people

similar to arse bandit & fudge packer

'he who rides the chocolate speedway'

chocolate speedway rider by cunt0r December 17, 2003

chocholate speedway 

The anus

I destroyed her chocholate speedway last night.

chocholate speedway by Ray February 27, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019