Speedway 

A place for hookers/sluts/whores, or anyone just lookin' for fun. Usually very busy and popular. The Speedway is normally in business anywhere from midnight to 5am. If you plan on attending one of Speedway's nightly orgies, rapes, are one-on-ones, be careful. It's some seriously fucked up shit. Entire bathrooms and offices have been redone in the past due to "work related incidences". Speedway does, in fact, take coupons. Be sure to leave tips!

"So, what'd you do last night?" "I don't fuckin' know, I just woke up naked on a street corner with a coupon stuck up my ass cheeks." "Awesome! You were at Speedway, too?!"

Speedway by YOWADDUPHOMIEG February 18, 2011

Speedway 

The anal orifice.

Mate, I gave it to her up the speedway so hard last night, she screamed for a donkey punch.

Speedway by Bigday December 11, 2003

Speedway High Tea 

A Dagwood dog and hot chips, enjoyed by motoring enthusiasts at a dirty speedway track and usually washed down with a coke. Seen as the height of culinary delight for a dim witted go fast fan.

Hey darl, grab us a speedway high tea I’m fucking starving oh and don’t forget the tommy sauce.

Speedway High Tea by Stingrayjocks March 20, 2021

Speedway slurpee 

Getting a blow job behind a gas station.

John asked his girl if she wanted a speedway slurpee. They then went behind the gas station and she gave him a blow job

Speedway slurpee by Nerdytits January 24, 2017

Speedway Spartan

This is the equivalent to a Walmart Wolverine. The term identifies a person who believes that Michigan State football started in 2010, and has absolutely no connection to Michigan State University, is football program, or any of the success the football team has incurred since 2010. They routinely mock UM fans for not having any connection to UM and buying gear at Wal-Mart but have no connection to MSU and buy their gear at various Speedway service stations. Their lives revolve around football plays named after 1990s children's movies and hashtags revolving around the word, "Spartan," like #SpartanDawgs and #SpartansWill even though, again, they did not attend MSU. They bring attention to UM's "co-championship" in 1997, yet their last national championship, at a school they did not attend, came when Lyndon Johnson was President. They make comments like, "MSU girls are hotter!" with no chance of ever bagging an MSU girl, due to the fact that they have no connection to MSU and struggle to keep their account current at Lansing Community College. They may also have a, "Flint-Stones" tattoo on their arm. They have never been to Flint.

Those Speedway Spartans weren't alive almost two decades ago when Tom Izzo won his National Title.

Speedway Spartan by Santa's Awful Helper November 3, 2015

speedway slammer 

When the baby oil is lovingly applied to the anus, enabling extremely fast rear entry.

With JD's help, Donald encouraged Agent Mackey to give Satan a nice Speedway Slammer.

speedway slammer by RhondaSantis666 August 8, 2025

Indianapolis Motor Speedway 

A 2.5-mile oval track/2.601-mile road course located in SPEEDWAY, INDIANA. Opened in 1909.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway

Indianapolis Motor Speedway by kissmine July 24, 2009