chocolate speedway

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

chocolate speedway by Mark November 23, 2003

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chocolate speedway

a nude anal game, usualy taken part by gaylords or straight sexually adventurous men (gaylords)or navy men (kaylords) or men with good girls.

simon - "hey duano, chuck that big salami down the dark alley, it will be like riding a speedway bike through a chocolaty puddle."
duane - "ok sime lets go chocolate speedway , bend over"

chocolate speedway by busy supervisor January 14, 2009

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chocolate speedway racer

a male person who likes to bum another male person vigorously, chocolate (arse hole) speedway racer (fast).
so infact chocolate speedway racer means a males who bums another male very fast !!!

'hes a chocolate speedway racer'.
'fucking hell im surprised the other guy aint split yet or got a friction burn on his ring lol'

chocolate speedway racer by ben barnes September 12, 2006

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Chocolate speedway rider

a term used to describe to men having a fun ride together

dude:Shall we go on the waltzer its a mans ride,proper scary
gh3y:no mate im a Chocolate speedway rider

Chocolate speedway rider by b1nn7 September 16, 2008

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chocolate speedway rider

crude reference to anal sex, commonly used to insult gay people

similar to arse bandit & fudge packer

'he who rides the chocolate speedway'

chocolate speedway rider by cunt0r December 17, 2003

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chocholate speedway

The anus

I destroyed her chocholate speedway last night.

chocholate speedway by Ray February 27, 2004

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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