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Chocolate Pillow 

Taking a shit on someone while they sleep.
'Mate I woke up with a chocolate pillow this morning'

'Your wife is a dirty bitch'
Chocolate Pillow by MNoodles May 24, 2016

chocolate mint on the pillow 

When one party or person takes a shit in another persons bed and neglects to inform them.
"My buddy was at his girlfriends house, wasn't feeling well, went to lie down on her bed for a bit. Later he said he was feeling much better. Little did she know, he provided her turn down service with a chocolate mint on the pillow."

"Man, my ex is lame, good thing I left her a chocolate mint on the pillow when we broke up"

chocolate pillowcase

After performing anal sex the penis is removed and cleaned off by wiping your now flaccid member on the receivers pillowcase
Man that chick went ballistic when I decided to give her a chocolate pillowcase to remember our epic night together .