Definitions by Theoriginalbugsy

Face book 

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

Face book by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

Rumpledstillskin 

The long flaccid foreskin that overhangs an uncircumcised males penis.

This chick told me she loved fairy tales so I pulled down my pants and showed her my rumpledstillskin. Man can that chick run!

Rumpledstillskin by Theoriginalbugsy June 14, 2018

chocolate pillowcase

After performing anal sex the penis is removed and cleaned off by wiping your now flaccid member on the receivers pillowcase

Man that chick went ballistic when I decided to give her a chocolate pillowcase to remember our epic night together .

chocolate pillowcase by Theoriginalbugsy June 8, 2018