This chick told me she loved fairy tales so I pulled down my pants and showed her my rumpledstillskin. Man can that chick run!
by Theoriginalbugsy June 14, 2018

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.
by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

After performing anal sex the penis is removed and cleaned off by wiping your now flaccid member on the receivers pillowcase
Man that chick went ballistic when I decided to give her a chocolate pillowcase to remember our epic night together .
by Theoriginalbugsy June 08, 2018
