chocolate moo

The sexual act of backing up into your partner and excreting waste into his/her anus

mike doesn't think its that deep, chocolate moo.

by I'm Sooo Mad November 11, 2008

Chocolate Moose

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!

Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!

by SlopNChop October 26, 2016

Chocolate Moose Knucle

A larger version of a camel toe on a women of dark complexion

Dam girl, that aint no camel toe thats a chocolate moose knucle.

by Asphalr1 April 30, 2019

chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

Chocolate Moose

When a man a woman are having sex and they stop. The man ejaculates all over the girls face and smears it in. Then he shits in his hands and smears the shit and semen into a chocolatey con"cock"sion... you have completed a Chocolate Moose.. to dispose properly the man must now lick it all off of her face...

Ryan Chocolate Moosed Madeline.

by JOHN penis bamsd May 1, 2010

Chocolate Moonpie

When a man fucks a girl in the ass, and the girl shits on the the mans chest, turns around and then proceeds to jump on the mans chest that has been covered in her shit. Thus creating a "Chocolate Moonpie".

Jimmy: "Did you hear? Tommy got Chocolate Moonpied yesterday."
Sally: "No I didn't, what the fuck is Chocolate Moonpied?"
Jimmy: "Well, Tommy was fucking a chick in the ass last night, and she shit on his chest, and then turned around and belly flopped onto his chest after she shit on him!"
Sally: "That is soooooo hottt."

by Atreyubeat May 21, 2011

chocolate moose

when a partner gets a chocolate enima and poops it into a pretty glass and the other partner swallows whipped cream and throws it up as a topper to the glass and as they gaze into each others eyes arms linked together with spoons they eat their disgustingly yummy dessert!

im so glad we decicded to make dessert together!

by elohcin July 30, 2004