when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.

chocolate moose pie by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

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Chocolate Moose

When a man a woman are having sex and they stop. The man ejaculates all over the girls face and smears it in. Then he shits in his hands and smears the shit and semen into a chocolatey con"cock"sion... you have completed a Chocolate Moose.. to dispose properly the man must now lick it all off of her face...

Ryan Chocolate Moosed Madeline.

Chocolate Moose by JOHN penis bamsd May 1, 2010

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Chocolate Moonpie

When a man fucks a girl in the ass, and the girl shits on the the mans chest, turns around and then proceeds to jump on the mans chest that has been covered in her shit. Thus creating a "Chocolate Moonpie".

Jimmy: "Did you hear? Tommy got Chocolate Moonpied yesterday."
Sally: "No I didn't, what the fuck is Chocolate Moonpied?"
Jimmy: "Well, Tommy was fucking a chick in the ass last night, and she shit on his chest, and then turned around and belly flopped onto his chest after she shit on him!"
Sally: "That is soooooo hottt."

Chocolate Moonpie by Atreyubeat May 21, 2011

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chocolate moose

when a partner gets a chocolate enima and poops it into a pretty glass and the other partner swallows whipped cream and throws it up as a topper to the glass and as they gaze into each others eyes arms linked together with spoons they eat their disgustingly yummy dessert!

im so glad we decicded to make dessert together!

chocolate moose by elohcin July 30, 2004

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