chocolate dick 

A dick, once removed from a nasty anus.

Now im gonna slap you with my chocolate dick!

chocolate dick by johnlongo November 6, 2008

Chocolate Dick 

When you shit in a womans mouth and then she gives you head while rubbing the shit all over your dick, thus creating a chocolate coated cock

This girl at that party gave me a chocolate dick, my penis is still brown!

Chocolate Dick by anal fisting October 12, 2008

Chocolate dick pop

Getting a BJ after performing a devastating anal pounding to your partner. This move is performed best after the anal poundee has taken a messy shit and most likely still has some "chocolate" hangin around in their rectum.

see also (milk chocolate dick pop)

Last night i gave your sister a chocolate dick pop

Chocolate dick pop by teflon gangsta August 21, 2009

chocolate dick zit 

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.

Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.

chocolate dick zit by PieKnee March 11, 2017

dick chocolate

normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate

joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE

dick chocolate by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019

dick chocolate

aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.

After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.

dick chocolate by Chipbord December 26, 2014

dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

dick chocolate by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019