Definitions by PieKnee

chocolate dick zit 

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.

Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.

chocolate dick zit by PieKnee March 11, 2017

Dick Toupee 

A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.

Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!

Dick Toupee by PieKnee October 6, 2016

Sixth finger 

When you want to maul someone and you pull down your pants and tell them you have a sixth finger,while using your dick to blend in, but upon further inspection they will notice they are meat gazing and feel silly.

Yo check out my sixth finger!

Sixth finger by PieKnee October 2, 2016

butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.

Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!

butthole beard by PieKnee May 8, 2016