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chocolate cookie race 

Running 100 yards with an Oreo cookie between your ass cheeks where the losers have to eat their cookies from said cheeks
"Freshies line up! It's time for a chocolate cookie race.

Chocolate Cookie Jar 

When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.
I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.

chocolate cookie race 

A race between 2 or more people where you place an oreo cookie between your butt cheeks and race but if you lose the race or drop your oreo you must eat it.
Tyler lost the chocolate cookie race but I think he enjoyed eating his cookie...

double chunk chocolate cookie 

We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!

chocolate chip cookie dough 

some of the BEST cookie dough on the planet!! used to make scrumptious cookies or is often eaten raw, though salmonella could be contracted. it is also a very delicious favor of icecream.
morgan: which cookie dough is the most popular?

hannah: chocolate chip cookie dough! everyone loves it cuz its the best ever!

Chocolate chipless cookie 

Man I wish I had a chocolate chipless cookie right now.