Chocolate cookie
Chocolate cookie by D4RKC0D3R December 18, 2020
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chocolate cookie race
Running 100 yards with an Oreo cookie between your ass cheeks where the losers have to eat their cookies from said cheeks
chocolate cookie race by Taintbutter136 August 17, 2016
Chocolate Cookie Jar
When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.
I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.
Chocolate Cookie Jar by Ed the Viking July 11, 2011
chocolate cookie race
A race between 2 or more people where you place an oreo cookie between your butt cheeks and race but if you lose the race or drop your oreo you must eat it.
chocolate cookie race by ROCK_44_ March 27, 2016
double chunk chocolate cookie
double chunk chocolate cookie by CostoLover16 December 7, 2024
chocolate chip cookie dough
some of the BEST cookie dough on the planet!! used to make scrumptious cookies or is often eaten raw, though salmonella could be contracted. it is also a very delicious favor of icecream.
morgan: which cookie dough is the most popular?
hannah: chocolate chip cookie dough! everyone loves it cuz its the best ever!
hannah: chocolate chip cookie dough! everyone loves it cuz its the best ever!
chocolate chip cookie dough by sexy_mama_4 June 22, 2008
Chocolate chipless cookie
Chocolate chipless cookie by BreeNiya April 17, 2008
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