Diablo's definitions

Pushterbate

Have an orgasm by pushing the penis against a relatively hard surface.

My mom burst into my room without knocking,just when I was starting to pushterbate.

by DIablo May 9, 2014

Nerevarine

Hero of Morrowind regardless of choices made at the begining of the game, destined to kill Dagoth Ur

The Nerevarine is a prophetic myth

by Diablo June 20, 2006

OlympicZero

Legend of GFX. Nuff sed?

OlympicZero, god of GFX.

by Diablo January 13, 2005

lotr

A good movie directed by Peter Jackson.
(started out as a book, but I'm talking about the movie)

Why is there no cheese in lotr?

by Diablo April 17, 2004

sponge

Usually meant to describe a guy or girl that's your rebound after a breakup. They soak up all the bad/bitter/angry memories of your ex, while still allowing you free reign to continue to see/date/fuck anyone you do so please, all in an efficient effort to help you heal and get over your ex.

"Yeah that girl, she's cool and all, but she's just my sponge."

by Diablo October 9, 2005

shigeru miyamoto

A genius. The greatest game designer who has ever lived. Inventor of Mario and Legend of Zelda. Without him, Nintendo probably would have gone bankrupt. See god

A Miyamoto quote (this might not be exactly right): "What if everything you see is more than what you see. What if the person next to you is a warrior, and the empty space is a doorway into another world? What if something happens that shouldn't? You either ignore it, or accept that there is more to this world than you know. Prehaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go through, you will find many unexpected things.

by Diablo April 17, 2004

Barhole

A interesting and mysterious man who neither a bar, nor a hole, yet is capable of feats that astound the world. Also rumored to be a secret agent.

Once a millenium, as the heavenly bodies line up and the sun is forgotten, a plague of evil claims the land. As the people prey for a defender, a spark of hope can be found, for the bar has been cast unto the hole, and a champion has been born. Such is the barhole.

by diablo December 4, 2003