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chochkees 

Small decorative items often used for decoration, and/or conversation pieces. Synonymous with Knickknacks, baubles, bibelot, curio, dido, gewgaw, gimcrack, novelty, ojets d' art, pretty-pretty, rattletrap(s), toys, trifle, trinket, whatnot, whigmaleerie, souvenir, bric-a-brac, virtu, miniature, kickshaw, notion, trumpery
She had hand-painted bottles, bowls full of glass beads, snowdomes, and other chochkees on the shelves and end tables.
chochkees by Bill Summers February 6, 2007

Coochineering 

The act of exploring how the vaginal area can be examined, explored and indulged. I love coochineering for that is my new profession...im hiring as well...please inquire within!
I met a girl lastnight and told her im a Coochineering expert..and i want to explore your beef hangers tonght and since i'm a dr of the coochineering field, u can trust everything i do and say...thank you, thank you soo much!!!
Coochineering by Ralphy David March 27, 2009

Coochibetus 

a man who has gone without coochie on his dick for far too long
Guy: So what’s the news, Doc.

Doctor: Well judging by your lack of sex for 28 years, it would appear you unfortunately have coochibetus.
Coochibetus by trashboat42069 August 18, 2019
A slang term used as a filler with a myriad of uses.
You can use it anywhere for anything- It is a multi-purpose word with no other purpose but to say it...
For Example- "You Chochee S.O.B." or "Damn that's Chochee for sure"
Possibly even-"Hey what's up Chochee"?
or "You got some Chochee?"
Chochee by KC105 November 16, 2006

chochie pigeon 

its the feeling you get when havin the first poo after a big nite on E's
ohhh man that's very chochie pigeon
chochie pigeon by A_Chair_In_Hell January 21, 2004

Coochiebeat 

When your coochie has a beat kinda like a heart beat but in your cooch.
“My bae be making me have coochiebeats and shit”
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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