Guy: So what’s the news, Doc.
Doctor: Well judging by your lack of sex for 28 years, it would appear you unfortunately have coochibetus.
Doctor: Well judging by your lack of sex for 28 years, it would appear you unfortunately have coochibetus.
by trashboat42069 August 18, 2019
Someone who is a "pussy" or someone who hasn't received pussy in a long time making that person the "pussy" aka Coochibetus. (adjective)
1. "Bro don't be a Coochibetus."
2. "Imma do it bro I'm not a coochibetus"
3. Bro's such a Coochibetus
2. "Imma do it bro I'm not a coochibetus"
3. Bro's such a Coochibetus
by shadestaken March 05, 2024