Coochibetus 

a man who has gone without coochie on his dick for far too long

Guy: So what’s the news, Doc.

Doctor: Well judging by your lack of sex for 28 years, it would appear you unfortunately have coochibetus.

Coochibetus by trashboat42069 August 18, 2019

Coochibetus 

Someone who is a "pussy" or someone who hasn't received pussy in a long time making that person the "pussy" aka Coochibetus. (adjective)

1. "Bro don't be a Coochibetus."

2. "Imma do it bro I'm not a coochibetus"

3. Bro's such a Coochibetus

Coochibetus by shadestaken March 5, 2024

coochiedust774 

when she has coochie crumbs 🙄

when a lot of coochiedust774 fall out of her coochie.

coochiedust774 by shejsjdjx October 6, 2020

coochietastic 

as fantastic as some girls pussy

"Woah, Eric! That shirt of yours is coochietastic!"

coochietastic by canigeta_whoppa May 29, 2023

stankyeus el coochieus 

a young broad who reeks of the sea

person 1: hey! who smells like fish?

Chad: i think is Parrish, she has a bad case of stankyeus el coochieus

stankyeus el coochieus by anonymous May 11, 2022