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choadtitus 

you think about a choad,crave the choad,have the choad,etc.
Jonathan has choadtitus,and cant stop thinking about the choad

choadigan 

A garment:
deriving from the word 'choad'
(massive knob head he thinks he's cool as fuck) who wears slim fit cardigans with the shirt lappell sewen in to exsensuate his gym toned physique)
i look at that Dave wearing his choadigan again, what a whopper.
choadigan by Gaddster May 12, 2011

choadiepreneur

1. The art of selling cheap junk to turn a minimal profit.
2. Going to the extreme of cheapness.
A: Jeff has been choadiepreneur'n...buying junky furniture from the thrift store and reselling it to college kids.

B: Adam searches for the box on the shelf that has a dent in it, takes it to customer service, and asks for a discount on the item since the box is damaged. That's preneu'n!

choadiepreneur

To buy and sell junk or the act of being really cheap.
Ex 1: That guy is a choadiepreneur...he's been going to the junkyard and rippin krusty carbs off old cars and sellin them online. Preneu'n hardcore!

Ex 2: Man, I don't pay for roadside trash pickup! I just dump my garbage in my neighbors cans after they put them out by the road! Preneu that!

Choadzilla 

A choad mesuring over 5cm in with.
"Man that choad i nailed last night was a choadzilla"
Choadzilla by Collins dictionary! October 31, 2006
Someone who ditches their friends on a regular basis to "hang out" with their significant other.
Where's Dirty Darren at tonight? Probably choadin' with Jaco!!
Choadin by The Bins October 20, 2009