choadem pole
choadem pole by Dan M. May 1, 2003
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Chodem Pole
Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.
Chodem Pole by jack August 4, 2004
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Chodem Pole
See Chode. A play on the word Totem Pole, those big carved wood poles Native Americans carve into designs.
Chodem Pole by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003
Chodem-pole
A Chodem-Pole is an unusually hairy base, or trunk of a dick. It appears like the ass-choda-testicle, and normal pubic hair have all combined, over-grown, and started to ascend the shaft.
An amalgamation of the English term “Choda” , and the carvings in wood, by Native Americans, referred to as ; “Totem Poles” which appear to reflect a penis-like shape.
It can be difficult to maintain.
An amalgamation of the English term “Choda” , and the carvings in wood, by Native Americans, referred to as ; “Totem Poles” which appear to reflect a penis-like shape.
It can be difficult to maintain.
Molly: “Did Chris’s dick heal after he cut himself, shaving his chodem-pole?”
Sally: “I”m not sure, it wasn’t worth it to check in.”
Sally: “I”m not sure, it wasn’t worth it to check in.”
Chodem-pole by SharaSea July 21, 2026
chodempole
chodempole by King of the Chodes June 2, 2003
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