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Person set in a fantasy world filled with Vanity. N. Choadswipe

Pural:. Can only be one; Thank God!

Likes to go Live & Direct. Dish (troll) out but doesn't like when it comes his way.
The Choadel is an Ass; and the Ass doesn't know where it's at.
Choadel by BMS31174 October 25, 2019

Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo 

The excitedly gleeful cheer of a noble Choad Warrior as he prepares to worship at the altar of his helmet headed deity.
Words fail in the attempt to express the level of joy associated with a proper Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.
Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo by NumbaOneSon February 14, 2009

Choado Chop 

The act of a martial arts strike or karate/judo chop to a male's choad or taint region.
Damn!! Krissy Poo gave the most violent Choado Chop to Ziggy Pop for serving him meatloaf because of his daily struggle with Meatloafphobia.
Choado Chop by SwtValentine13 October 11, 2014

Chodeology 

Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).
A. Betts was the best example of a chode in modern society known to man.
Chodeology by Don Everest April 9, 2005

choadmonger 

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.
That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger
choadmonger by El pene January 23, 2003

Choado Baggins 

A hobbit with a penis wider than it is long. Is the "master of the ring".
"Wait up Mr. Choado!"
Choado Baggins by Samwide the Tiger December 3, 2003
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