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The way a bullying toddler spells childish when they have no control over their temper and have to type something hateful in a hurry to get somebody else pissed off, that way they aren't the one left with the baggage of ongoing anger to carry around. Like a 3 year old, they can go back to being carefree again and forget they were ever angry or what they were ever angry about, and try to convince the nearest adult that there was never anything legitimate to get angry about in the first place as long as they're not angry, nobody should be. Like a 3 year old, they think everyobe else's world should revolve around them and not just their own, that everyone should feel how they feel exactly when they feel it, and that everyone should think the way they think and see what they see (especially when they look in the mirror).
The brat thought somebody else was as chldish as her, but didn't have the patience or self control to keep from blurting out bullshit instead, and her temper was always easy come easy go, like a toddler given a pacficer when it whines and wants everyone else around it to get irate.
chldish by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022
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chaldish 

the only word michael from love island knows , every thing people do is CHALDISH
amber : so i -
michael: CHALDISH , immature really
chaldish by megp July 14, 2019

Childish Gamboner 

The Boner you get while listening to one of Childish Gambino's Albums
(Pants become tight while listening to Heartbeat ) I got a Childish Gamboner
Childish Gamboner by Dis_Nigga August 8, 2015

CHALDISH 

A word used to insult someone who is being “immature”
originating from Michael on love island 2019
Amber: i-
Michael: dats CHALDISH, immature, aBsOlUtLy CHALDISH
CHALDISH by Anonymous21 July 16, 2019

Childish Gambino 

A.K.A Donald Glover from Derrick Comedy, Community, and 30 Rock.
The sickest rapper alive (so much better than Lil Wayne.)
Has two albums out called "Poindexter" and "I Am Just A Rapper"
Looks and sounds a lot like Jay-Z.
For his best songs, listen to "The Awesome", "Get Like Me", and "The Stand".
Guy 1: Hey have you heard the new Lil Wayne song?
Guy 2: Wayne is pure shit now. Childish Gambino is so much better
1. people who are 20 but act like 9

2. people who scream like a little 7 year old girl

3. people who sometimes don't care about their responsibilities.
14 Year Old: *starts acting stupid*

Me: boi, you are SO childish!

14 Year Old: what? what does that mean?
childish by thatunkownwaffle February 5, 2018
Man, you didn’t like the video, your just plain CHILDISH.
Childish by BennyTSB June 30, 2018
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