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Having to do with a chode.
His chodish penis was rejected by the ho.
Chodish by Goat August 31, 2003
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A short kid who is either fat or ripped is chodish.
Damn yo that boi is chodish
Chodish by DCHode May 17, 2003
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A dick that is not a chode but has chode characteristics.
Omg yeah I banged this hot dude last night but as he was taking off his boxers, I saw his chodish dick.”

“Oh my god ew! Total turn off.”

“I know right. I didn’t get the orgasm I wanted.”
CHODISH by Isabellachavez March 14, 2018
Chodistic (Chode istic) is a person who has a chode and or is acting like someone who does.
*guy with no chode "Yo stop acting so chodistic"
*guy secretly with a vageen "My bad ill stop right now"
Chodistic by Rad Chad09 April 18, 2023
The act of acting like a chode. Jerk, asshole or any uncool behavior.
Wow did you see that guy barf in the magazine rack at the party? Yes how chodistic!
Chodistic by Oogiesworld February 15, 2017

the religion which includes every man with a chode. Whenever you see one of these there is nothing you can do but bow your head and feel sorry. Chodists believe in the golden chode theory of life and go to pinguis palosus every sunday (fat and hairy in latin). AJ is the chodism god, And only allows one holiday called purple-headed-sympathy in which people feel sad for the chodists and give them presents.
Dude bow your head it's a chodist!
not only a chodist it's the chodism god AJ!
Chodism by Mitch Evanier January 4, 2008
a man named nolans religion and when he finds the frist man with a chode he will worship for the rest of his life.
"i worship chodism, you?"
chodism by nolan brann April 23, 2003
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