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A dancing banana with two heads. All chizzels are chinks, but not all chinks are chizzels.
"Dude you're a chink!"
"no, you're a chizzel"
chizzel by j.passy December 12, 2009
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when things doesn't go as planed
"damn bro you chizzeled"
"she chizzeled you if you thought you were going to get them panties"
chizzeled by musa0609 February 19, 2018

chizzelwits 

Expressing good wishes before drinking.
Chizzelwits!! I thought you said chizzeltits.
chizzelwits by Dutchy17 November 7, 2017
To chizzel is not just to make statue art, but also a code word for shoplifting. One who is in the store would imply that "they would chizzel that" and usually do.
"did you hear about dave? He was caught chizzeling."

"fucking idiot. I thought he didnt chizzel anymore."

"oh, no he got me this tv today."
Chizzel by Acid virus February 15, 2010
chiz has a weener that looks like a snitzel,a little chiz would be a disaster. Chiz has scrot rot and gives anal to passing homosexuals.
chizzel by chizel December 1, 2003

chizzeld 

Eventually I'mma be "chizzeld". tone
chizzeld by New Borne February 26, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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