A chip 'n dip is when you masturbate like the lonely-ass you are, you cum, and then your penis then slowly dips into the cum (like a chip going into the dip)
Jim: What were you doing last night Bill?
Bill: Man, I was just having a good time, y'know jerking off and shit, then I took a chip 'n dip and my whole night was
ruined. I came to find out that my wife doesn't love me, and my children are gay. My life is going downhill dude....
Jim: What? Oh sorry, i was playing Clash Royale.
Bill: Fuck you dude....
A hole cut in the bottom of the fish n chip bag in which the penis is inserted. The fish n chips is shared with the person or persons who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.
When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!
"Hayden gave Karli the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip!" "After finding Hayden's semi-soft cock in the bag Karli chucked her guts up as Hayden told her that it wasn't just vinegar on the chips, it was his cum!"
"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.