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chinoodle 

the act of rubbing your flacid cock n' balls on anothers chin; preferrable if done when the rubbee is sleeping, unsuspecting and/ or caught by surprise
1) Steve chinoodled Karen during her nap

2) Becky intentionally sleeps in the mens locker room in hopes of having strange dong placed about her head & neck, she is a raving chinoodler

3) Nothing like starting the day off with a hairy chinoodle! Yippee!
chinoodle by Portwine Pete October 14, 2011
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chipoodle 

What happens in the bathroom after eating Chipotle.
I'm not looking forward to the chipoodle I'll have later.
chipoodle by pegmelikecribbage April 11, 2015

Canoodlemonster 

A person who canoodles with anyone he can get his hands on. A master canoodler.
Bennett is such a canoodlemonster. He's already canoodled with three people and it's only been an hour!
Canoodlemonster by jetss November 28, 2015

chipoople 

Slang term to describe a chain restaurant featuring large burritos. Stems from the fact that if you eat there, it tends to make you run for the nearest bathroom for a massive bowel movement. This usually involves fecal matter spraying under the toilet rim.
Q:Where do you want to go eat?
A:Well, I havn't been able to go to the bathroom in 2 weeks, so lets go to Chipoople!
chipoople by KurtH August 4, 2007

Cumnoodle 

A type of penis. Specifically a thin floppy penis
How did the date go?
It was okay but he’s got a Cumnoodle
Cumnoodle by Dugglebutt May 15, 2019

Canoodle Poodle 

An adjective used to describe someone who is a proficient snuggler.
April...connoisseur of all things snuggling related. The one, the only..."CANOODLE POODLE"!
Canoodle Poodle by 66057 January 2, 2008
Hey Jackson, wanna choodle with me?
Choodle by choodledude January 29, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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