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the act of rubbing your flacid cock n' balls on anothers chin; preferrable if done when the rubbee is sleeping, unsuspecting and/ or caught by surprise

1) Steve chinoodled Karen during her nap

2) Becky intentionally sleeps in the mens locker room in hopes of having strange dong placed about her head & neck, she is a raving chinoodler

3) Nothing like starting the day off with a hairy chinoodle! Yippee!

chinoodle by Portwine Pete October 14, 2011

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chipoodle

What happens in the bathroom after eating Chipotle.

I'm not looking forward to the chipoodle I'll have later.

chipoodle by pegmelikecribbage April 11, 2015

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Canoodlemonster

A person who canoodles with anyone he can get his hands on. A master canoodler.

Bennett is such a canoodlemonster. He's already canoodled with three people and it's only been an hour!

Canoodlemonster by jetss November 28, 2015

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chipoople

Slang term to describe a chain restaurant featuring large burritos. Stems from the fact that if you eat there, it tends to make you run for the nearest bathroom for a massive bowel movement. This usually involves fecal matter spraying under the toilet rim.

Q:Where do you want to go eat?
A:Well, I havn't been able to go to the bathroom in 2 weeks, so lets go to Chipoople!

chipoople by KurtH August 4, 2007

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Cumnoodle

A type of penis. Specifically a thin floppy penis

How did the date go?
It was okay but he’s got a Cumnoodle

Cumnoodle by Dugglebutt May 15, 2019

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Canoodle Poodle

An adjective used to describe someone who is a proficient snuggler.

April...connoisseur of all things snuggling related. The one, the only..."CANOODLE POODLE"!

Canoodle Poodle by 66057 January 2, 2008

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Choodle

To free base oxycontin

Hey Jackson, wanna choodle with me?

Choodle by choodledude January 29, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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