“Are you going to eat at a Mexican restaurant for Cinco de Mayo?”
“No, I’m doing Chinko de Mayo this year and drinking sake and eating sushi. It’s a Chinko de Mayo miracle!”

Chinko De Mayo by Bunker Fairway May 6, 2013

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Chinko de mayo

When chinks (chinese people) try to celebrate the border hopping holiday, cinco de mayo and ruin it for all of the jewish white people trying to celebrate it at taco bell.

Jew 1: God damn man, all these chinks are ruining my cinco de mayo.

Jew 2: I know man their a bunch of dirty chinko de mayo's!

Jew 1: They suck, they should be fixing someones computer somewhere.

Jew 2: I hate chinko de mayo's!!!!

Jew 1: Shalom!

Chinko de mayo by Donkeyfooh29 December 27, 2010

chinko basket

ちんこバスケット
1. A boner bulge on a guy wearing any variety of stretchy, skintight underwear, generally favored by Japanese males, especially gays.

2. An undergarment art form chosen to reflect the wearer's essence, spirit, take on sexuality and to announce breakthroughs in long-strand polymer fabrics capable of generating extended erotic sensations in the genitals.
3. Unobtrusive kink gear worn beneath street clothing and thus safe for work, mixed social settings.

5. another highly-refined japanese kinkform.

1. Hiro dumped a quart of porn slime on Yoshi's chinko basket. Bliss-blind edged him for hours.
2. Dude, check my chinko basket. My frat letters, embroidered in Spandex!
3. Those chinko baskets I wore to work for months were gateway thongs to codpieces. Busted!

chinko basket by rethinker April 12, 2017

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Chinko de Mayo

When someone can't tell if you're Mexican or Asian.

That lady gave me a Chinko de Mayo and asked me a question in Spanish. I AM CAMBODIAN!!

Chinko de Mayo by skrex July 9, 2014

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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