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Chink dick 

A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.
Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!

But isn't he black?

Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!
Chink dick by MohammedEaster June 12, 2009

Big Dick Chink 

Usually a Chinese man with a huge dick
Harry wang is a big dick chink
Big Dick Chink by TheFurredReich October 18, 2020

chick dick 

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!
chick dick by D. Gould November 29, 2006

Chin Dick Equillibrium 

That's the phenomenon that occurs when you see a girl so fine, your jaw drops towards the ground and is interrupted by the upward motion of your massive erection. These 2 forces meet along your midsection creating a equal balance of opposing forces hindering the further movement of one another. Thus known as The Chin Dick Equilibrium
I experienced the chin dick equillibrium when I saw your wife.

Chick Dick Flick

A Chick Dick Flick is a chick flick purposely made to turn girls on so their boyfriends can get boned. Chick Dick Flicks are usually made by men.
Hey babe wanna watch a Chick Dick Flick?
Chick Dick Flick by Da real beotch November 13, 2018

chick dick 

Also known as a Chick with Dick, a woman who was born with a penis, or a man who had a sex change AKA: transvestite
A: You know that girl I screwed last night?
B: Yeah, she was hot!
A: I just found out: she's a chick with a dick!
B: OH MY GOD!
A: I know!
B: No, she's exactly what I'm looking for!
A: Dude! What the hell?!? You're INTO chick dicks??
chick dick by Micheal J December 7, 2006

chin dick 

A person who acts like both an asshole and douche bag at the same time. An extremely pathetic and ignorant moron.
Stop being such a chin dick!
Get off my ass you chin dick!
chin dick by tetdfromage June 15, 2008
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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