Chink dick

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A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.

Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!

But isn't he black?

Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!

Chink dick by MohammedEaster June 12, 2009

Big Dick Chink

Usually a Chinese man with a huge dick

Harry wang is a big dick chink

Big Dick Chink by TheFurredReich October 18, 2020

chick dick

Another name for a dildo.

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!

chick dick by D. Gould November 29, 2006

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Chin Dick Equillibrium

That's the phenomenon that occurs when you see a girl so fine, your jaw drops towards the ground and is interrupted by the upward motion of your massive erection. These 2 forces meet along your midsection creating a equal balance of opposing forces hindering the further movement of one another. Thus known as The Chin Dick Equilibrium

I experienced the chin dick equillibrium when I saw your wife.

Chin Dick Equillibrium by Whiskey Kilo 57 June 18, 2014

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Chick Dick Flick

A Chick Dick Flick is a chick flick purposely made to turn girls on so their boyfriends can get boned. Chick Dick Flicks are usually made by men.

Hey babe wanna watch a Chick Dick Flick?

Chick Dick Flick by Da real beotch November 13, 2018

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chick dick

Also known as a Chick with Dick, a woman who was born with a penis, or a man who had a sex change AKA: transvestite

A: You know that girl I screwed last night?
B: Yeah, she was hot!
A: I just found out: she's a chick with a dick!
B: OH MY GOD!
A: I know!
B: No, she's exactly what I'm looking for!
A: Dude! What the hell?!? You're INTO chick dicks??

chick dick by Micheal J December 7, 2006

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chin dick

A person who acts like both an asshole and douche bag at the same time. An extremely pathetic and ignorant moron.

Stop being such a chin dick!
Get off my ass you chin dick!

chin dick by tetdfromage June 15, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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