chinese dog 

Nickname for a cat.

I like chinese dog very much dogs.

chinese dog by jerry dow April 14, 2019

Chinese Dog Bite 

When a dog bites a male human on the penis. Sometimes, even ripping it off with it's teeth. It does not necessarily need to be a Chinese dog. It is called a Chinese Dog Bite, because several Kung Fu movies from the 1970's had these kinds of scenes. Some folks of S&M fantasize about being tortured like this. Primarily because even though the dog is biting your penis off, they are excited about the fact that something is coming in contact with it. It is considered to be stimulating.

The other day, I was thinking about getting a Chinese Dog Bite, and I quickly got a hard on.

Chinese Dog Bite by SiLentThreaD December 17, 2008

Chinese Dog Paddle 

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

Chinese Dog Paddle by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Chinese chili dog 

The act of shitting on a Chinese woman's chest and proceeding to titty fuck her.

I totally gave that girl a Chinese chili dog.

Chinese chili dog by Patrick Hillcrest December 1, 2009

chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire

Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.

chinese fire dog by Laylee12 September 22, 2016

your dog speaks chinese 

One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel

Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese

your dog speaks chinese by sujark November 19, 2020

Chinese Gorilla Eating Dog 

Yum yum yum, Chinese gorillas eat dog

Man you look like a Chinese Gorilla eating dog!

Chinese Gorilla Eating Dog by you are mega homo August 2, 2019