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Banana Woman

AKA, A platana.

A woman that has facial features similar to Mindy Cohn, AKA Natalie Green on the 80's show Facts of Life. Bananas tend to be smushy as so do their faces. Plus, they look like they ate an entire tree of bananas.
Hey Bob, you need to check out my new neighbor. She looks like a banana woman. I'll still do her though.
by silentthread April 8, 2009
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Kevin Federline

A former husband of Britney Spears.

Kevin Federline is many times confused with Roger Federer(A professional tennis player).
The theory behind this problem is that 2 individuals with similar last names became famous around the same time.

This type of problem has also happened in the past.
Examples....

The word "Rush" became very popular in the 80's
Rush Limbaugh
Simon RushDie
The return of the hard rock band "Rush"

Other recent events...
Evan Longoria(Baseball)
Eva Longoria(Desperate Housewives)
Bob: Kevin Federline is about to beat Nadal!
Mike: Don't you mean Roger Federer?!
by silentthread September 1, 2010
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Procurement

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.
by silentthread November 19, 2010
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Modern day pussy

Also, known as MDP.

A guy that allows his girlfriend to do things like...

1-Have guy friends.
2-Go out with the girls and drink at night.
3-Etc.

Usually, they are the byproduct of a brain washing libery media. Many of today's reality TV shows are to blame for this. MTV is also very responsible for pushing this kind of garbage behavior.
Bro, did you see Mike. He's letting his girlfriend go to a party where her ex-boyfriend will also be there. Man that is sad, he's turned into a Modern day pussy.
by silentthread April 7, 2009
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chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.
Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?
by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008
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Eminem

A famous rapper who's parents bought him nice clothes and gave him lunch money when he was a kid growing up. So that whole white gangster act is bullshit.
Leroy: Hey Lamont, did you hear that new song by Eminem?
It's fresh dog.

Lamont: Leroy please, that is bullshit. That boy had his momma fold his cloths and tuck him into bed at night. I don't believe a word of those lyrics.
by silentthread September 13, 2010
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Kimbo Pie

When someone beats the shit out of you. They did not give you a slice of themselves, the gave you the whole motherfucking pie.
by SiLentThReaD October 27, 2008
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