chimo van 

A window-less van in which child molestation takes place. (usually white)

Dude, Corey totally drives a chimo van... and molests little helpless children (usually asian or disabled).

chimo van by JohnnyEf April 5, 2005

chimo van 

A child molester's van with puppies and hard candy in the back that he lures small children into.

When the man drove by in his chimo van, he solicited us with puppies and candy with the hope for us to get in the back for a ride.

chimo van by Ivanna Humbaflot July 3, 2006

Chomo Van 

A windowless van driven by a child molester. It might even have a padlock on the back and maybe a cage or two inside. It might even have "free candy" spray painted on the side.

Yo... check that chomo van out. I can hear the screams already.

Chomo Van by Tall Davis January 1, 2012

chomo van 

Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.

Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.

chomo van by alcifer July 30, 2022