2 definitions by Tall Davis

phrase meaning to beat or assault your companion for unseen or irrelevant reasons
My girl better not say nothin' or I swear to god I will Chris Brown a bitch!
by Tall Davis February 19, 2009
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A windowless van driven by a child molester. It might even have a padlock on the back and maybe a cage or two inside. It might even have "free candy" spray painted on the side.
Yo... check that chomo van out. I can hear the screams already.
by Tall Davis December 31, 2011
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