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Child Mongler 

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.
1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."
Child Mongler by nickreaper October 26, 2011

Chillmongering 

A similar word to the popular portmanteau "chillaxing", that meaning to chill and relax simultaneously. Chillmongering differs only in the sense that the level of leisure attained by the action is somewhat more universal. A zen-like attainment of perfect tranquillity which is appropriated by all those who come into contact with a person chillmongering.
1st person: Damn son, I had the roughest day. I'm about to have an embolism, word is bond. how's it going for you?
2nd person: pretty good mang, just chillmongering tbh.
1st person: Mang, I should totally try that shit out. You look mad chilled tbqfh.
Chillmongering by Jamie Davis January 16, 2008
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