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chill card

n. When someone is losing a debate, and tells the other person to chill in order to make themselves look more reasonable and gain credibility.
"I was arguing with someone the other day about who shot first in New Hope and he used the chill card on me to try to make me look like a psycho. What an asshole!"
by sharktits July 6, 2016
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Middle Child Card Game

A 3-person drinking card game. Each person will draw one card from the pile in the middle, and whoever has the card that falls between the two is deemed the "middle child", and therefor is required to take a drink. (Ex. one person draws a 3, one person draws a 7, and one person draws a Queen, the person who draws a 7 would have to drink). Aces are High.

If two of the people playing draw the same card, then they are "twinsies", and they are required to High-Five while the "Odd Child" has to take a drink.

In the rare case that all three members draw the same card. Everyone else who is in the room is required to take a shot.
Brit: I pulled an 5.
Alex: BROOOOO, i pulled an 8.
Zach: I pulled a King.

Brit: Alex, You're the Middle Child.....you have to drink.

That's how you play "Middle Child Card Game"
by MiddleChildDrinkingGame October 16, 2011
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chillard

completely chillen. Head cleared, feet up, blunt in mouth. No worries, No complaints, simply chilllllness.
Karlie is such a chillard.
by swaggerstoops September 11, 2011
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Chilltard

Someone who lacks the ability to chill.
Billy! Chill out the cops are looking, you chilltard.
by Agapetos July 21, 2014
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Chillard

Chillest of them all, Once a chillard enters a room the temperature of the room immediately drops at least 2 degrees, so chill even ice melts around them, chill to the point where tying their shoelace is considered an athletic act. Don't mess with a chillard, they are too chill to try and fix problems and will most likely forget about the issue in an hour.
"Geez, Martin is a straight up chillard!"
"Yo that girl over there is definitely a chillard."
by straightupchillard August 15, 2017
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alaskan chillard

The act of shitting, then freezing your shit, then using your frozen shit as a dildo.
Yo Janet,
you want the alaskan chillard tonite?

Oh yeah, I do.
by chillard slayer November 2, 2008
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chillards

An alliance of friends who like to kick it . Dersky, Franzke, J Done and a few other randys.
I'm just kickin it with the chillards.
by Derek Anderson May 14, 2008
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