chikpea

a vegtable from somewhere in Africa where it snows very rare

i picked a chikpea in africa yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by chuk buck February 28, 2008

chimpeachment

Frankenword combining "chimp" (in reference to George W Bush, aka Chimpy McFlightsuit) and "impeachment".

If a chimpeachment were to occur, GWB would be charged "with improper conduct in office before a proper tribunal", and possibly thrown out of office.

"50% of Americans Support Chimpeachment"

Nothing changes unless we remove the chimp. Chimpeachment is the only answer to saving this nation from the thugs of the KKKarl Rove administration.

(examples taken from the web)

by New Marquis de Carabas November 28, 2007

Chimpeach!

we must impeach the president of the united states who has the uncanny appearance of a chimp, as well as the IQ of one.

1) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

2) "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

3)If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"CHIMPEACH! CHIMPEACH!"

by Leo James Hofmann February 17, 2008

chimpeach

v., 1. To eliminate an enemy or malefactor, or to rectify a near fatal error or terrible mistake. 2. To remove from high office, through judicial review or public referendum, a dangerous imbecile, odious fraud, or chimpanzee. 3. To reclaim the soul of one's country by reversing or redressing a grievous historical injustice

"After Whitewater, Bush's lies about Iraq give us no choice but to chimpeach the murdering bastard, unless we want the whole goddam world to think that the lives of our sons and daughters are less significant than lying about a blowjob."

by jesse May 18, 2004

alien chickpea

1.) an extraterrestreal chickpea

2.) a whacky pornographic film with a b-grade story line. In the film, the alien chickpea girl pretends to be a marsian chickpea who has come from outer space to rape innocent boys. She dresses in crazy yellow and green clothing and is terrifying!

ras: have you seen alien chickpea?

by mambo555 June 6, 2011

Chickpea

1. A pulse, often used in Indian cookery.

2. The female pleasure centre. The holy grail. The clitoris.

She lay there, idly flicking her chickpea.

by Paul Hopwood October 14, 2006

Chickpea sandwich

A chickpea sandwich is a synonym for the Middle Eastern dish known as 'falafel' which has, as its centrepoint, deep fried balls of a blended chickpea mixture.

Yosef: Want to go get some shawarma for lunch?

David: No, I'm veggie these days. How about a chickpea sandwich?

by chickpeasandwich February 3, 2021